Making Dinner or Making Whoopee

The guy you've recently begun dating asks you over for dinner. Face it, what he really wants to make is not dinner; it's whoopee! It's the oldest trick in The Lazy Man's Guide to Seduction. He doesn't have to lure you. You're already there, steps away from his bedroom. And if you reject him, he doesn't even have to bother to spend any more time with you. You've got your own car so you can drive yourself home. But he's counting on the odds that you'll feel obligated to oblige after he went through all that trouble to make dinner. And believe me, he did his prep work. Women shave their legs before dates; men wash their sheets before cooking dinner. (Wasn't it dishes he was supposed to be washing?!)

Why don't guys just say "It's about time we had sex. Come on over and let's get it over with." Because the minute he says "I'll make you dinner," the spontaneity of seduction is lost.

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